Are you really READY for the BIG-TIME?
This re-hab experience was far different than any that I had been through prior. |
It was LONG and HARD.
The playbook was a little different:
Step 1: Die.
Step 2: Come back to life
Step 3: Die.
Step 4: Come back to life
Step 5: Die.
Step 6: “Your choice son, you may come home, or you can stay. You choose.”
First dying, then back to life, then to death, then life, then death and finally life again, with an extended coma in the hospital.
“Bob, tell him the winning prize behind door #3!”
“Steve! You have won the LARGEST death to life bill in our hospitals history for the SHORTEST time
at the wonderful price tag of $1.24 million dollars in just 40 days!
This also comes with our guest suite at our finest nursing home available in the state AND it comes with your OWN ROOM!.”
"But WAIT!"..., there’s MORE… This fine facility comes complete with all of your meals prepared for you!,
And wonderful nurses to feed you, bathe you, and help you go to the bathroom.
"But for today only we are throwing in a special button that you can "PUSH" and you will get EVERYTHING you need "ON DEMAND".
"...AND THERE IS MORE WITH THIS SPECIAL OFFER!", because you won this package today…,
we will provide you with every drug and medication you could ever think of...,
and a slew of drugs that most people have never even heard of!
But don’t stop smiling JUST YET!
Right from your very first day, our facility will start you out on the deluxe package
of pills to take from morning all through the night for a GRAND TOTAL = 122 pills per day!
I think I fell back asleep after that and probably missed out on the rest of the prizes. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…………………………
May the Lord Bless "ALL" who are able to receive this message.